The guy that allegedly never breaks a single hunting reg see a guy who left his hunter orange at home off in the distance and says to himself, “outlaws like this are what is ruining hunting for the rest of us. I would never hunt without my hunter orange.” The the guy who left his hunter orange gets to his hunting spot where he find tacks on 30 trees and says to himself, “outlaws like this are ruining hunting for the rest of us. I would never leave tacks on the trees.” The guy who left the tacks on the trees was scouting in another location and came across a trail camera where they weren’t permitted and says to himself, “outlaws like this are ruining hunting for the rest of us. I would never use trail cameras where not permitted.” The guy who set up the camera was climbing a tree to hunt and sees the tree had already been climbed. When he got to hunting height he discovered that there was a screw in bow hook in the tree and says to himself, “outlaws like this are ruining hunting for the rest of us. I would never screw in objects into a tree.” The guy that left the screw in bow hanger was hunting on the edge of private land when he sees a bow shot deer run out and expire in the private. He sees a guy crossing into the corn field way off in the distance to retrieve his game and says to himself, “outlaws like this are ruining hunting for the rest of us. I would never trespass, even to get a deer.” The guy that tresspassed to retrieve his game was dragging his deer out when he came across a pile of corn and says to himself, “outlaws like this are ruining hunting for the rest of us. I would never illegally bait deer.” The guy who left the corn pile got a text from his buddy who shot two bucks and wanted him to drive over and tag one for him. The baiter says to himself, “outlaws like this are ruining hunting for the rest of us. I would never illegally tag a deer I didn’t kill.” The guy that killed the two bucks texted his other two buddies, one was scouting, the other hunting a field edge, and one had killed already that morning. When they got there the guy that shot the two bucks told them the one buck was off in the privot there and asked if they would go get it. The one buddy pulled out a pocket boy and went to work cutting a lane through the privot to the second deer. The guy without hunter orange on says to the guy cutting lanes, “outlaws like you are ruining hunting for the rest of us. I would never cut limbs!” The other buddy is walking up and tells them you’ll never believe what he got on his cellular camera the other day, some a-hole was carrying corn to bait! The guy who was disgusted by the sight of cutting limbs went to tag the second deer for his buddy as the other buddy kept on with his story. While he was reaching into his bag to get a pen some corn fell out. Turns out the guy without orange, the guy who set tacks, the guy who set a camera, the guy who left a bow hanger, the guy who tresspassed, the guy who baited, the guy who tagged two deer, and the guy that was cutting limbs were all buddies and were all outlaws in each others own right. Disgusted by each others law breaking and subjective justifications they all decided that the others were outlaws and they were ruining hunting for the rest them. They went home and wrote about the illegal actions of the other buddies on their respective favorite hunting forums where they were vindicated and praised for standing up against the abuse of the hunting regs they encountered. They each forgot to share their own rule breakings and thus continued to outlaw where they deemed ok or necessary.
