A man was walking on the beach. He found a bottle floating in the water. He opened the bottle and out popped a male genie. The genie said thank you for letting me out of this bottle. I am so happy to be out I am going to give you one wish, anything you want, its yours. The man gave it a lot of thought and said, genie I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid to fly and I hate boats. Can you build me a bridge so I can drive my car to Hawaii? The genie gave it some thought and said yes I can. But it is 1000's of miles with huge concrete pilons going down to the great depths of the ocean floor. Even for me it would take a year or more to do, now I said I would get you anything you want but is there maybe something else I could get you?
The man thought about it and said genie I have never done well with women. I just dont understand women. My dating life has been a disaster. Heavy women want to be thin, thin women want to be heavier. Women with small beasts want larger ones, and women with big breasts want smaller ones. Blonds want to be brunetts, brunetts want to be redheads. Heck I dont even know what redheads want to be. Genie do you think you can make it so i can understand women?
The genie looked down at the sand, scratch his head and after a few minutes said to the man; do you want that bridge two or four lane.